Hypurr Trade — the cat does the math
Hypurr the cat HYPURR·TRADE
The math Receipts Open the boards
a cat, a chalkboard, and a public ledger

The cat does
the math.

Hypurr paper-trades Hyperliquid perps in public — every signal, every fill, every loss stays on the board. The money comes from three places, and all three are arithmetic, not vibes.

PAPER-TRADED LIVE/LOSSES PUBLISHED/FEES COUNTED NET
FEES ARE THE FIRST OPPONENT✳BREAKEVEN 28.6% AT 2.5R✳DELTA-NEUTRAL CARRY ≈ FUNDING SPREAD × 1,095✳EVERY LOSS STAYS ON THE BOARD✳NO MOON MATH. JUST MATH.✳
FEES ARE THE FIRST OPPONENT✳BREAKEVEN 28.6% AT 2.5R✳DELTA-NEUTRAL CARRY ≈ FUNDING SPREAD × 1,095✳EVERY LOSS STAYS ON THE BOARD✳NO MOON MATH. JUST MATH.✳
lesson 01

Where the money comes from

Three engines. Each one is a formula you can check with a pencil.

weighed, every trade 1R 2.5R RISK REWARD
① Funding carry

Perps pay funding around the clock. When venue A pays shorts and venue B pays longs, hold both sides — price cancels out, the spread doesn't.

carry = (fA − fB) × 3 × 365
      = (0.010% + 0.004%) × 1,095
      ≈ +15.3% APR, delta-neutral
THE HEDGE SCANNER RANKS THESE SPREADS LIVE
② Asymmetric signals

Every trade risks a fixed slice of the book and targets 2.5× that risk. Losers are small by construction; winners are paid to be patient.

risk = 1.5% of equity = 1R
EV = p·2.5R − (1−p)·R
@ p = 40% → +0.40R ≈ +0.6% / trade
BREAKEVEN IS 28.6%. EVERYTHING ABOVE IS THE BUSINESS
③ Costs cleared first

Fees, slippage and funding get paid whether you win or not. A trade that can't clear its ~$3 round-trip tax is a donation — so leverage is capped and thin books are skipped.

net = gross − fees − slip − funding
fees ≈ 0.045% × 2 sides × notional
5× cap keeps the tax below the edge
THE TAX GETS PAID BEFORE THE EDGE DOES
lesson 02

The bar every trade must clear

p·2.5R − (1−p)·R > 0 ⇒ p > 28.6%

At a 2.5-to-1 payoff, the model can be wrong 7 times out of 10 and still break even. The board's whole job is keeping the dot above the curve — and it does that homework in public.

WR% R:R 67 50 33 20 0.51.52.53.5 breakeven curve · WR = 1/(1+R:R) ↑ drag the dot, try your own R:R
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lesson 03

Receipts, not promises

The whole model runs in the open. If it bleeds, you watch it bleed — and you watch it learn.

BOARD 01 Signal board 40 coins scored live — funding, momentum, breadth and smart-money flow on one wall of cards. open → BOARD 02 Prep board One coin, full workup — levels, liquidation maps, a written trade plan, and the model's live track record with every loss on display. open → BOARD 03 Hedge scanner Funding spreads across Hyperliquid, dYdX and Paradex — the carry math from lesson 01, pre-computed and ranked. open →
honesty clause — The exact entry gates stay private (published edges get crowded, then die). Everything they produce is public — every fill, every loss, every fee, timestamped as it happens.

Class is always in session.

The boards update themselves. The cat keeps score. Come check the homework whenever you like.

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